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Game · 2026

The No Jumpscare Show

Pending Quality evidence  ·  59 Hype

Adventure · Indie

Welcome to The No Jumpscare Show! Brought to you by Polypaw, this is a narrative comedy short horror game that promises a 100% jumpscare-free experience! ...Hopefully. This release is the first part of the story, offering a playtime of around 30 minutes. In a world where the paranormal is normal, the horror industry has gotten incredibly lazy. Jumpscares have become the most boring cliché on earth, and Illy is completely unimpressed.

Studio Polypaw

Where to watch: Steam

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