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Film · 2026 · 24m

Simpsley

73 Quality  ·  79 Hype

Animation · Comedy

When penniless con-artist Marge Bouvier is sent to Italy to convince wealthy sap Seymour Skinner to come home, she’s tempted by the trappings of his affluent lifestyle. But there’s a big fat fly in the ointment: Skinner’s clingy, dim-witted mooch of a houseguest, Homer Simpsley. Lies, lust and Italian lira are abound.

By Debbie Bruce Mahan

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