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TV series · 2026 · 31 min

Eternally Yours

Pending Quality evidence  ·  90 Hype

Comedy · Supernatural

Eternally Yours is a family comedy centered around Charles and Liz - a vampire couple whose once-passionate romance has devolved into a pulseless marriage after 500 years together. Living in present-day Seattle with their oddball coven, they've settled into an eternal rut - until their daughter's earnest human boyfriend unexpectedly enters their lives and forces them to confront whether their love can survive forever... or if forever is a life sentence.

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